The Blog of Fred

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20 February 2012 ~ 0 Comments

Let’s talk school

I found this post sitting in an untitled folder on my Mac. I don’t think I ever published it on my previous blog. Even if I did it’s worth another punt here. I give you: “I hate school scenes.”

Regular reader may recall my general dislike of the school role play. I have been persuaded, against my better judgment, to school role play a few times and I really don’t like it. Top or bottom, this school stuff just does not float my boat. In fact HMS “Kinky School Role Play” is fatally holed below the water line and is sinking fast. Salvage is looking very unlikely. She can stay in Davy Jone’s Locker as an official wreck that can not be disturbed.

“So why the animosity to School scenes Fred?” I hear you ask. Good question reader; let me explain.

I am closer to sixty years old than six, which means my school days were in the era when corporal punishment was still a regular part of school. Add to this the fact that I went to a boy’s boarding school and you may start to get the picture. Sadistic teachers beating young boys for very little reason at all. I just don’t want to get back to a fictional school, I had my fill first time around in the 1960s, thank you.

Pause here to take a look at Stephen fry playing his own school headmaster in this video clip. Click the picture to get it to play in another window, I’ll wait …

Little crackers

Welcome back!

It was really like that, only worse. Beaten for the silliest of things. Talking after lights out. Being a few SECONDS late for class. Skipping church parade. The really naughty thinks we got up to mostly went unpunished as we did not get caught.

What really naughty things?
Picking the lock on the headmasters study door, and the staff room door, so we could gain entry for a nose around and recover our confiscated books and radios that were taken off us for using them after lights out.
Blowing up the cricket pitch with a home made model rocket. (That was an accident, it should have soared into the sky, not whizzed along the ground spurting it’s fuel of weedkiller and sugar until it hit a post protecting the cricket square where it split in two and dug a huge divot out of the pitch.)
Putting sugar in a teacher’s car petrol tank in the hope it would wreck the engine. (That did not work so we slashed his tyres instead a few weeks later!)(A particularly nasty, sadistic teacher who I now realise was also a pedophile.) But I digress, and maybe get a little bit bitter and twisted …

I can quite see why the school room provides such a rich role play experience. It’s one of the few fantasies that is based on fact. School kids really were spanked. The kinky school scenes that I have seen are very close to the reality. Only the pupils are are a bit older than I remember. And prettier.

18 February 2012 ~ 0 Comments

On the Twitter

You find some interesting stuff on Twitter.
The stuff is already written so that saves me a job.
Welcome to my Twitter plagiarism post.

From KrisitSwadley: I can stare at pictures of naked men for hours. I wish I could get paid to do just that. lol

Reply PervyThoughts: I did offer you that job at the nudist club …

Expect Restrained Elegance to branch out into cuddly toy porn soon:

From ArielAnderssen: (In three tweets) Waha, spent morning with BDM doing practice camera moves from seminar with cuddly toys as actors. So unassuming and easy to direct. Tigger pretended to get sacked, Lavender Bear was a Mafia Boss, and Squeaky Thing sneaked into foreground and pulled focus. Epic!

It was 100% great. Them being small made our dining room table like a giant sound stage. Highly recommended :)

About Twitter:

From GirlnOnTheNet: Twitter has made me have #NewNewTwitter. This is the worst thing since Twitter made me have #NewTwitter.

Quite so, much better to use Twitter in an app than on the web.

14 February 2012 ~ 1 Comment

Cock – The follow up!

I have been having a Twitter exchange with Pandora, and I have put a comment on her new scene “Snip Snip” that was posted today on Dreams of Spanking.

I know the preview said hardcore. I know there was a cock in the photograph, but it still took me by surprise. I really did not know what to expect. Call me naive if you like.

I showed the photos to my kinky friend Brenda.
“Nice cock, intact, nice to see a foreskin.” Brenda is from the USA where most males get mutilated as little boys.
“You wanted something different from a spanking site, looks like you got it.” She added.

Pandora posed the question on Twitter “Well, you knew there’d be cock involved… what did you think he was going to do with it, just wave it around? ;) ” Put like that; I suppose not.

Just in case anybody is not sure what is going on here then the picture that most took me by surprise is number 146: Penetration.

It is a very inventive set, cutting a dress to reveal Pandora, a beating, fellatio, cunnilingus, sex.
Good use of the primary colour red on the dress and lipstick. Ties in nicely with the Valentine’s day theme.
Good photographs, technically of a very high standard.
It’s rude certainly, but it’s a nice rude. As Brenda reminds me, “It’s porn, it’s supposed to be rude.”

While we are talking genitals, in addition to a foreskin, it is nice to see pubic hair on a woman.

I was flicking through the set for the umpteenth time when Brenda asked, “What has caught your eye this time?”

“They have a really nice triple monitor setup on their PC!” Geek to the last.

13 February 2012 ~ 1 Comment

Cock!

It’s amazing what you come across on Twitter.

Pandora talking to Nimue and discussing cock on the Dreams of Spanking site. It looks like Pandora is ramping up the action with some very sexual content.
Are we excited?
Most definitely!

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08 February 2012 ~ 0 Comments

It’s F*CK*NG cold

As you probably know I live in a motorhome. A very nice, fully featured motorhome. Running water, central heating, all mod cons.

I like living in my motorhome.

Except that in the UK we have what our weather forecasters are calling a cold snap. Fucking cold snap. Take a look at this graphic.

Weather

I am expecting -9 C on Saturday. That’s very cold. I am running into problems in the motorhome, risk of the water pipes freezing, the LPG not working correctly and failing to burn. The diesel turning to wax and the engine not running.

There is a solution. Go somewhere warmer! I could drive to Spain or fly to New Zealand. It’s tempting!

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06 February 2012 ~ 1 Comment

Fish Pie and Spanking

Regular reader may recall my previous descriptions of my kinky friends Alison and Gregg; and how Alison needs to be spanked but she does not want her partner Gregg to be the spanker.

A few years ago when Alison first started asking me to spank her she would ‘phone me, explain that she wanted a spanking and sweeten the deal by inviting me to dinner. This has become such a regular event she now just SMS texts me with the dinner invite and the spanking part is just assumed. We dine together every five or six weeks.

I had just such an invite before Christmas last year. I thought I would take my vanilla friend Vivian along to meet Alison and Gregg and introduce her to a kinky dinner party. It did not go quite how I expected, but there you go, life can be a bit like that.

I did tell Vivian in advance about the spanking part of the invite and she was cool(ish) with that. Mostly Alison likes an OTK spanking with a hairbrush or similar, nothing too severe, so I thought Alison would see it as a bit of adult fun.

We arrived for the dinner party with a nice bottle of Chablis that I thought would go well with the fish dish that Alison was going to serve.

Alison was busy in the kitchen getting the vegetables ready for the steamer, the fish pie was in the oven and so there was about 30 minutes before dinner. Just about the right amount of time to give a girl some red cheeks.

Vivian was chatting with Gregg in the lounge and I was talking kinky with Alison in the kitchen.
“I thought that you should use the cane tonight Fred, is that OK?” Alison knows that I don’t really do the severe implements.
“OK if you’re sure that’s what you want.”
“Please Fred, I really need this tonight. You know how you usually spank me? Well can you do it harder this time please.” She put her arm around me and hugged me. “I really need the stress relief, Christmas has fucked me up.” Alison has a very posh voice, so when she swears it sounds especially rude.
“Just for swearing I think you deserve the cane.” Alison hit the go button on the steamer and wind the dial to 30 minutes. “Let’s do it!”
We went into the lounge. Gregg and Vivian were getting along fine.
“Time to get spanked.” Alison announced it as if it happens all the time. Which, I suppose, for her it does. She pulled out a chair to bend over and then she produced a cane. Long. Crook handled. Thick. Not the sort of implement I usually use. I didn’t realise that she possessed such harsh cane.
She wiggled out of her skirt and pulled her tights and knickers down to half mast. Then she waddled to position in front of the chair.
I flexed the cane. Suddenly I was unsure about what I was going to do. I feared for wrap around and getting the strokes too high or too low.
“Twelve please Fred, harder than your usual style like we discussed?”
“OK. Bend over!” Dutifully she bent over the chair. She does have a delightful bottom. Full girl’s hips just the way girl’s hips should be. A nice target for a brush or paddle. A nightmare with a flexible cane.
I took my position and lined the cane up. I fiddled for a few moments while I considered how far back I should stand, I usually get too close when I try to cane hard, I think I must lean into the stroke and over reach. I took half a step back and lined up again.
I swished the cane and flexed my wrist. Alison cried out with pain. Vivian looked horrified. Gregg checked his wife’s bottom.
“Spot on Fred, stay at that length.” Nice to know I was on target.
I swished away for another five with a pause between each stroke. Alison was yelling and wriggling at each stroke. I did the next four in quick succession but as I feared the accuracy went awry and they ended up a bit low. Alison yelled louder. Vivian had her face hidden in her hands, but I think she was peeking through her fingers.
“A bit low Fred.” Gregg said as he checked.
“I know, sorry.” I lined up the penultimate stroke and applied it with force. Alison screamed.
“Spot on that time.” Gregg confirmed.
I repeated the same stroke.
Alison remained bent over, her breath coming in gasps. “May I have six more just like that last ones please Fred?” She asked very politely.
I lined up the cane and swished her hard. She had become more stoic and did not make as much fuss. maybe the endorphins were kicking in, or was it the wine?
Steadily I applied five more strokes. There was a long pause and then Alison stood up. I turned her to look at her bottom. Harsh tram line marks striped her bottom, with a few just encroaching onto her upper thigh. She waddled into the hallway and turned to look at her bottom in the long mirror. She traced the marks with her finger. She pulled up her knickers and tights. I gave her a big hug.
“Thanks Fred!” Right on cue the steamer timer pinged. “Good timing.”
She wandered off to the kitchen to carry on with the dinner preparations, she did not bother to put her skirt back on.

We took our places for dinner, Alison brought in the fish pie and vegetables. The Chablis was served and we chatted about vanilla subjects.

On the way home Vivian asked; “You do this to her every month?”
“Not usually like that, mostly it’s over my lap with a hairbrush. I can’t remember the last time I caned her, years ago.”
“It was harsh, it scared me.”
“I don’t usually play like that, it scares me too.”
“Hardly playing!”
“It’s a figure of speech. we call it playing, it’s a euphemism.”
“Delicious dinner, she is a good cook. Gregg’s nice.”

A few days later I got Alison to call Vivian to reassure her that all was well and that it was an unusual play time.

The moral of the story? Be careful how you introduce your vanilla friends to your kinky friends.

30 January 2012 ~ 1 Comment

Tumblr Hacked Alert!

IMPORTANT SECURITY ALERT

If you see pictures like these on a Tumblr blog then that Tumblr account has been hacked.

Tumblr

On some of these spammy posts it offers access to porn. If you click the link you are prompted to login to Tumblr. This is how the hackers get your email and password, the login information is sent to them. So don’t do it!

If you have these type of pictures in your own Tumblr then you have been hacked. Change your password and delete all the spam posts.

If you see this in someone else’s Tumblr then tell them they have been hacked.

If you use the same password on any other account then I suggest you change that one too.

Stay safe out there in cyberland people.

28 January 2012 ~ Comments Off

Nice undies!

Marloes Horst from See Management on Vimeo.

Here is the delightful Marloes Horst showing off her underwear, and herself. I do like nice undies!

19 January 2012 ~ 2 Comments

Self Harm by Proxy

Over the years of being around kinky folk I have noticed a commonality. Some of the people who like or need to be spanked also self harm. I fall into this subset.

Just to be crystal clear on this, I am suggesting that some spankees may be using spanking as a form of self harming by proxy. I am NOT suggesting that because you like being spanked you are really self harming by proxy. Some people are just plain kinky and like spanking for spanking’s sake.

Some years back I was in a relationship with a woman who self harmed. She was a cutter and she had scars on her forearms and thighs from the razor cuts. Stress was the trigger for the cutting. She had been seeing a therapist who had put her on SSRI. She also suffered with an obsessive–compulsive disorder in the form of excessive cleaning. If she could not clean she got stressed which led to cutting herself.

My own self harming takes the form of biting my arms. Again this is stress related. I too have been on SSRI. I don’t have any scars as I never bite myself so hard I draw blood, but the half moon marks can last for several days.

The problems with two self harmers living together is that they feed into each others problems. The cleaning OCD is stressful to live with so that I would bite myself. This in turn stressed out my partner as she realised she was the cause of the stress. That made her cleaning and cutting worse.

It just spirals out of control.

Then I started an affaire with a work colleague. She was kinky. She was also sympathetic to my problems with my relationship. She urged me to leave the destructive relationship as she thought that it was probably the best move for both myself and my partner.

This is how I came to be living I’m my motorhome. I moved out and took to staying in the motorhome temporarily until I could find somewhere more permanent to live or sort out my relationship. That was about nine years ago. I soon discovered I liked living in my motorhome. Four years ago I bought a bigger and better motorhome. I digress: Motorhome living is for another blogpost.

With my new kinky partner I was able to explore the thoughts and fantasies that I had always had but was afraid to admit to. I also discovered that spanking relieved the stress that previously had led to my self harm and biting. I also found that once I was living my kinky lifestyle a lot of the stress just vanished. Suppressing one sexual desires and kinky desires is in itself very stressful.

I have not self harmed for several years. I have thought about it a few times but so far I have always managed to work through the stress, sometimes with spanking, sometimes with alcohol and sometimes just talking it through with my friends.

I have also arrived at a situation where I like the kinky lifestyle for it’s own sake.

When I first wrote this blogpost I did not dare publish it. That was some months ago. I did put a request up on Twitter for some input about self harming by proxy and I have had a response. I will post the email I received in it’s entirety. The sender wishes to remain private and that’s fine with me.

You wanted some input from others on the idea of self harm by proxy……

In my experience, a lot of bdsm and spanking models have self harmed at some point, but in my opinion, it depends on how you define “self harm”. If you assume that all cutting is self harm, then it rules out cutters who do it to get the same sexual high that they get from play. I know several cutters who do do it for that reason, it’s almost like masturbation to them. In those situations, I don’t see the sadists who play with them as providing self harm by-proxy.

I do believe I am fortunate enough to have not encountered anyone who I felt was using a dom or sadist in place of self harm – that is needing the pain for negative reasons, rather than positive ones. From what I have seen, the sort of bottoms who engage people to play with on that level tend to bring a lot of emotional baggage with them that they are not dealing with and that makes them potentially unsafe play partners.

I suppose I am using spanking as self harm by proxy. I did have a lot of emotional baggage but I think I have managed to lose most of that in the last few years. It’s not for me to say if I am an unsafe play partner but from the feedback I get from my kinky partners and friends I think I am safe to play with and I am aware of what I am doing and why.

I expect to get a lot of comments on this post and I hope it opens up a debate.

14 January 2012 ~ Comments Off

Let’s talk leather

You probably know about PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ), and their campaigns to stop the fur trade, persuade people to become vegetarians, stop people keeping pets and to generally leave the animal kingdom alone.

PETA run advertisements, often featuring celebrities naked to get the point across

I half agree with them, but mostly I think they are extremist.

I have kept animals that were perfectly happy and unharmed in any way. (My cat is trying to ‘assist me’ writing this blog post and he may suffer serious harm if he does not go away!)

Kinky folk have a lot of leather in their collections. Cuffs, tawses, paddles, straps, whips, floggers all made of leather. The hide off dead animals.

In an idle moment I was thinking it may be fun to make some spoof adverts.

“Reject leather, I’d rather be spanked with rattan.”

Peta

It is a cute bunny! What’s a bunny doing in a photo studio PETA, does that not contradict it’s animal rights?